BY SAM BURKE, RECENTLY LAID-OFF DELIVERY MAN
Man, things have been tough lately.
First, my kids leave me. That was a bruise on the ol' armor. Went to live with their mom in Stamford. Then I get a call from my boss at Fedex. He says, "Sorry Sam, it's a no-go."
So now here I am, sitting on my porch with a bottle of Miller. And needless to say, I'm looking for work.
I hear that job Obama's been giving out to people's been a "no-go".
Tell you what: gimmie that job.
Secretary of Commerce, right? I can do that. Yes I can. I can do anything that job does. And also, if you need me to drive a truck, I can handle stick-shift.